Giving Thanks Today While Joining Santa’s Naughty List: A Woman’s Guide to Indulging Without the Guilt
The holidays are here, and while it’s the season for giving thanks, it’s also the perfect time to indulge—sometimes just a little more than we probably should. After all, how can we truly embrace the festive spirit without a bit of mischief mixed in? This year, why not give thanks today while secretly joining Santa’s naughty list in style? Here’s your ultimate guide to indulging in all the delicious decadence, cheeky moments, and guilty pleasures the season has to offer—because let’s face it, you deserve it.
1. Indulge in That Extra Slice of Pie (or Two)
It’s Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey’s golden, the stuffing’s steaming, and the pie—oh, the pie—is irresistible. You’ve already had a serving (or two), but what’s one more slice between friends, right? There’s no better time to embrace your inner “naughty” than when it comes to dessert. Whether it’s pumpkin, pecan, or apple, go ahead and let yourself indulge in that extra slice. After all, calories don’t count on holidays—and if anyone says otherwise, they clearly didn’t make the naughty list.
2. Drink That Second Glass of Wine (or Third… We Won’t Tell)
We all know that first glass of wine with dinner is practically a given, but this year, take it up a notch. Go ahead and pour that second—or even third—glass of red, white, or bubbly. There’s something about a holiday gathering that just screams “toast to a great year” (or, let’s be real, a much-needed break from everything). And if you end up sharing a few secrets or giggling just a little too loudly, well, that’s what makes the naughty list even more fun. Cheers to making memories!
3. Skip the Gym and Embrace the Cozy Couch
Let’s face it: the gym will be waiting for you tomorrow (or maybe next week—no judgment). But today? Today is about rest, relaxation, and a cozy spot on the couch with a cup of hot cocoa, your favorite holiday movies, and no need to rush off anywhere. You’ve worked hard all year, and what better way to show yourself some thanks than by giving your body a break and letting your mind wander to holiday fantasies? Bonus points if you slip into your comfiest pajamas and let the food coma fully take over. Naughty? Maybe. But necessary? Absolutely.
4. Treat Yourself to a Little Retail Therapy
We all know that holiday shopping isn’t just about giving—it’s also about receiving a little something for yourself. So why not indulge in some guilt-free retail therapy while you’re out shopping for gifts? That pair of boots you’ve been eyeing or that sparkly sweater you can’t stop thinking about? Go for it. Sometimes the best way to give thanks for the blessings in your life is to spoil yourself just a bit. Santa may frown, but we know you’ll look fabulous, and that’s what matters.
5. Steal a Cookie (or Four) from the Holiday Cookie Jar
What is it about holiday cookies that makes us abandon all self-restraint? The sugar cookies with sprinkles, the gooey gingerbread men, the chocolate chips, and the snickerdoodles… just thinking about it is enough to make us weak in the knees. So, why not take a little taste-test break and steal a cookie (or four) from the jar while no one’s looking? After all, you’re allowed a moment of indulgence—especially when Santa’s been known to sneak a few treats himself. Naughty? Maybe. Delicious? Definitely.
6. Wear That Sassy Holiday Outfit (Even If It’s Just for You)
This year, let’s throw out the idea of “saving” the good outfits for the right occasion. Who says you can’t wear that sequined mini skirt or that daring red dress while binge-watching Hallmark movies? Go ahead and get dressed up just for the fun of it. Let the glittering lights reflect off your festive attire and give yourself a little boost of confidence. Santa’s naughty list has always had room for a little sparkle and sass, and you, my dear, are ready to shine.
7. Flirt a Little More Than You Should
There’s something about the holiday season that brings out a playful side in all of us. Maybe it’s the festive cheer or the glass of champagne in hand, but whatever it is, now’s the time to indulge in a little extra flirtation. Whether it’s a wink to that cute someone across the room at the holiday party or a playful text to someone who’s been on your mind, embrace the spirit of fun and flirtation. Who says a little mischief is ever a bad thing? Just remember, it’s all in good fun—and maybe with a touch of Santa’s cheeky charm.
8. Say ‘No’ to Extra Stress and ‘Yes’ to Self-Care
The holidays are meant to be a time of joy and reflection, so why let stress ruin the fun? You don’t need to be everything to everyone—this year, give thanks for the opportunity to say “no” to the overwhelm and “yes” to self-care. Skip that extra holiday party you’re not feeling, take a long bubble bath, or book a spa day. Giving yourself permission to relax and recharge is the best gift you can give yourself, and trust us—Santa’s been known to add a few self-care moments to the naughty list.
9. Skip the Small Talk and Get to the Fun Part
Let’s be real: holiday dinners can come with a fair share of awkward small talk. But this year, why not cut to the chase? Instead of talking about the weather or how your cousin’s dog is doing, get to the juicy stuff—the fun conversations, the inside jokes, the laughter that fills the room. Whether it’s reminiscing about old times or spilling the tea on the latest gossip, indulge in the moments that make you feel alive. After all, nothing says “naughty” like a conversation that’s both entertaining and a little bit scandalous.
10. Be Grateful for the Perfect Mess
In the end, what makes the holiday season truly special isn’t the perfectly curated tablescape or the flawless Christmas tree—it’s the imperfect moments that make it memorable. The laughter that erupts after an accidental wine spill, the mishaps in the kitchen, the playful arguments over who’s getting the last piece of pie. Give thanks for all the chaos, the fun, and the memories that will make this holiday season one to remember. And when it’s all said and done? Know that Santa’s list isn’t so bad after all. Naughty or nice, it’s about the joy you bring—and you’ve certainly brought plenty.
Final Thoughts
This holiday season, let’s embrace the naughty side of things—just a little. Sure, we’ll give thanks, we’ll indulge in the moments of joy, and we’ll appreciate the goodness that surrounds us. But why not add a little sparkle and sass to the mix? After all, the holidays are about you too—so go ahead, treat yourself with a dash of mischief and a whole lot of joy. You’ve earned it.
Here’s to a season of giving thanks… and a touch of naughty indulgence. 🎄🍷✨
